📲 #XSuperApp — when the social network, bank, and marketplace decided to merge into one… and die together.
It's like if your ex, an accountant, and a shawarma delivery service combined into a super assistant,
to simultaneously drain your money, ruin your life, and send you a notification saying 'payment failed'.
You just wanted to tweet,
but ended up in the process of applying for a microloan in 3 clicks and ordered a hoverboard while suffering from FOMO.
💳 Payments, chat, purchases, calls, likes, live streams — all in one.
Well, and of course: bugs, freezes, data leaks, stuck transactions, and eternal reboots — also all in one.
XSuperApp — it's when the app is so 'super',
that you lose control over your life,
and it still pushes notifications at 3 AM: 'Time to update, Walter'.
Welcome to XSuperApp.
Where you don't know if you're on a social network or in court.