Title: “Will ETH Hit $4K This Week or Just Pretend To?”
> Ethereum just soared 48.7% this month, driven by massive ETF inflows and whale accumulation.*
> *Technical structure: price forming a symmetrical triangle, breakout above $3,900 could lead to $4,200–$4,400 range.*
0-3Funny Mood: “Watching ETH climb like it’s blasting new Netflix series—binge or skip?”
CTA:0-4“Bullish enough for $4K? Hit 👍 if yes, comment 🐂 or 🐻 below!”*
Facts: Institutional demand (BlackRock ETF inflow $158M), MACD and volume confirming breakout strength.

BTC
90,794.01
+1.14%

SOL
133.34
+1.81%

ETH
3,123.03
+2.88%