A Trumpcomedy 🤣🤣🤣 A guy walks into a crypto exchange and asks, "How much for one $TRUMP Coin?"
The trader says, "Right now, it's trading at $4.35."
The guy slams his fist on the table. "RIGGED! It's the most stable coin, the best coin, everyone says so! It's worth at least a billion dollars! This is election interference!"
The trader shrugs. "Okay, fine. How about $4.78?"
The guy smiles. "See? Now it's the highest, biggest, most beautiful number in history. Nobody's ever seen a number like that. It's true. A lot of people are saying it."
Just then, the value crashes to $0.32.
The guy points at the screen and says, "Classic pump and dump! A very legal and cool move. I'm not a financial advisor, but I'm very rich, so you should buy more."
