Crypto bear market stages:

Week 1: "Buying the dip 💪"

Week 3: "Averaging down, smart move"

Week 6: "This is fine 🔥"

Week 10: "I meant to do this"

Week 16: "I've transcended money"

Week 20: "I am one with the blockchain"

Week 24: *sells everything at bottom*

Week 25: *it pumps 300%*

Every. Single. Time. 💀