Crypto Market Crash Reality Check 😂

Last time the market crashed so bad that even Bitcoin was like —

“Am I a coin or a passenger on the Titanic?” 🚢💥

Traders’ morning vibe: “Buy the dip!” 💪

Evening vibe: “The dip bought me…” 😭

Memecoin holders were shouting,

“We’re going to the moon!” 🚀

Market replied, “No bro, come to the basement instead.” 🕳️😅

And everyone staring at Binance charts like —

“Forget doctors… I need a risk management degree!” 🤯📉

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