💥 The first thing
Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana all collectively crash.
The three major US stock indices are also going down together, and crypto concept stocks are falling so hard that even their mothers wouldn't recognize them.
In our crypto circle now, it's—following down but not following up.
This situation is even worse than A-shares, it's like 'the decline is unrecognizable'.
🔥 The second thing
Zhuang coin #COAI is as strong as wearing a resurrection armor.
Binance perpetual fee rate directly dropped to -1.54%, and the settlement period has been shortened to 1 hour.
This operation is comparable to cheating in the King’s Canyon.
The brothers who shorted can't even get out of the spring water.
Even if you steal a kill, you can't get a few gold coins.
🐶 The third thing
Yesterday, the Chinese MEME sector suddenly resurrected—
"Binance Life" and "Hakimi" these meme coins took off collectively.
Reason? It is said that Binance is going to test Chinese tickers,
plus CZ casually posted something,
which directly ignited everyone's FOMO.
This wave, the crypto world Wang Feng, why is it so hard to get on trending?
💸 The fourth thing
One of the Big Four accounting firms, KPMG, suddenly supported stablecoins,
saying it can shorten cross-border settlements from days to seconds,
and costs can be reduced by 99%!
If this really happens, SWIFT might have to change careers to deliver takeout.
💰 The fifth thing
a16z invested 50 million USD in the staking protocol Jito for the Solana ecosystem.
As a result, #JTO's price is as stable as an old dog.
This coin has recently dropped so much that even the project team doesn't dare to check the accounts.
The current crypto world—good news is like a bad boy's promises: just listen and don't take it seriously.
🧠 The sixth thing
Tom Lee said many treasury companies have already fallen below net assets,
but he thinks BitMine is not a bubble—
after all, they hold 3 million ETH, accounting for 2.5% of the entire network.
It's like the whole class flunked, and the top student says: I just slipped.
💀 The seventh thing
"Ma Ji" big boss has been liquidated again, with only 32,800 USD left in the account.
From a profit of 43.64 million to a loss of 13 million,
losing a full 350 million RMB.
At this speed, even Luo Yonghao would call out: Professional!
🥶 The eighth thing
The altcoin season index has dropped to 27, and the fear-greed index has fallen to 28.
The market is as cold as an ex-girlfriend's heart,
now even players with bad reputations don’t dare to act rashly.
🏅 The ninth thing
Gold has once again reached a new high, and the exchange contracts are dancing wildly.
Binance PAXG perpetual contracts once surged by 16%,
short-sellers are suffering like they're in a battle royale game,
just landed and got headshot by a 98K.
🤖 The tenth thing
The AI project Voyage raised 3 million USD,
with a16z, Alliance DAO, Solana Ventures, and IOSG VC all participating.
The whole class pretended not to study, but everyone ended up doing well on the exams.
The actions of the big players are the real signals.
🏦 The eleventh thing
Coinbase launched the USDC enterprise payment platform "Coinbase Business",
allowing companies to send and receive payments using stablecoins.
The wall between traditional finance and the crypto world,
is being slowly breached—this wave is a dimensional attack.
🧊 The last sentence:
OK family, let's stop here for today.
Xiao Yu wants to research which MEME can become the next Dog King.
After all, in the crypto world, it's better to mispay than to miss out.
