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They say crypto is all about "Math" and "Calculus." Well, I did the math:

$FET + My Portfolio = Negative 85% ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿคก

I saw people talking about "Burn mechanisms." I tried to burn my bills to feel the heat, but now Iโ€™m just cold and my Wi-Fi is about to be cut off. ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ

Q&A Time:

Someone asks: "Is it too late to buy the dip?"

I answer: "My friend, Iโ€™ve been buying the 'dip' since 2024. Now Iโ€™m living in the dip. Itโ€™s actually quite cozy down here, we have tea!" โ˜•๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

The Verdict:

If you see me wearing my Djellaba inside out, just know the 50-day EMA crossed my mental health limit. ๐Ÿš€โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ“‰

What about you? Are you holding or are you crying? (Or both?) ๐Ÿ‘‡

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