Haha, I'm such a COA too, I think it's the bottom, but it's a second bottom as a gift

$COAI 🚀 "My DCA Journey: From Panic to Enlightenment"

💥 Day 1: bought COAI — I think I'm a genius.
📉 Day 2: down 30% — I think the market doesn't understand my genius.
💸 Day 3: bought again.
🧘‍♂️ Day 4: realized that I am practicing Dollar-Cost Suffering.

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😂 Friends ask:

"Are you sure this is investing?"
And I reply:
"No. This is therapy with elements of blockchain."

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💡 My secret to success:
• I buy on the dip.
• I buy at the bottom.
• Sometimes I dig deeper — maybe there’s another bottom 🤷‍♂️

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📈 When the price finally rose by +10%,
I felt like Warren Buffett in the metaverse.

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Conclusion:
DCA is not a strategy, but a lifestyle.
The main thing is to average not only the price but also your expectations 😅

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