$BTC
Federal Reserve Decisions!🐹
🐹Today, the main market mover — Jerome Powell — will deliver a new blow: "A 0.25% rate cut, but with an unexpected twist." And we, the viewers, with popcorn in hand, wait to see if cryptocurrencies will drop more than our faith in reason.
🎬Spoiler:
- Powell will say something wise like "the economy... hmm... is evolving... but the risks... um...", and the market will interpret that as a signal to panic.
- You will buy before the meeting — because "this time luck will be on your side!" Then you will blame Trump, China, and the weather for everything. And so will the author.
- A liquidation of $17 billion — this is just a warm-up.
📉Why you will be surprised today:
- You don’t learn history — after previous Federal Reserve meetings, the market has dropped more than it has risen.
- You believe in "studied news" — even though the price always finds a reason to drop just for you.
- You ignore $17 billion in liquidated long contracts — believing your position is special.
💎Conclusion:
🐹While you decide whether to shorten or lengthen, the wise may:
- Have closed their positions before the meeting.
- Prepared stablecoins — to buy your assets at low prices.
- Laughed at this post — because they know you will ignore logic anyway.
