I have become an Eastern Web3 person accustomed to being green
Warm reminder: Investment has risks, green people should be cautious🌿💹
Brothers and sisters, who knows!!
As a person navigating the US stock market + Web3
Isn't my life completely turned green💚?
Others are afraid of green, but I get excited when I see it
US stocks plummeting? Cryptocurrency waterfall? I: Wow, this color is beautiful～
Friend: You've been greened! I: The greener, the better, I love it!!
Thus, my life gradually spiraled out of control:
💚 The garage has a green frog-colored Xiaomi
💚 The wardrobe has turned into a prairie (even the underwear is green!)
💚 My phone is a fluorescent green Xiaomi 17
💚 Yesterday I even bought a green toilet brush (???)
My friend said I was PUA'd by the market
I: Can this be called PUA? This is called fun!
After all, when the account turns bright green
I happily wear all green
The funniest part was the last date wearing all green
The other party hesitated for a long time: Are you hinting at something?
I: Shh—— I'm making a wish for a rebound in the big pie tonight🌚
