💸 How to Get Rich in 1 Week by Trading

Step 1:

Open trading chart → see red candles →

Pretend they are green. Confidence 200%.

Step 2:

Buy a coin because

“Friend-er cousin-er bhai-r choto mama boleche, eita 10x hobe.”

Financial wisdom: ✔️

Step 3:

When the coin drops 40% →

Say “Dip!!” and buy more…

Because you are now an investor, not a trader. 🤝

Step 4:

Check portfolio 57 times a minute.

Because that increases profit. (Scientifically unproven)

Step 5:

Pray.

Refresh.

Pray again.

Refresh harder.

Step 6:

When coin pumps 2% →

Scream: “TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀”

But forget to sell.

Step 7:

End of week →

You didn’t get rich,

But you got experience, trauma, and screenshot for story.

Value? PRICELESS.