🤣 My 30-Day PnL: A Legendary $0.01 Profit 🤣

After a full month of “professional trading”, countless charts, sleepless nights, and 17 cups of coffee…

I finally did it.

I secured a massive, unstoppable, market-shaking profit of…

👉 $0.01.

Yes. I am now officially a Wall Street threat.

Crypto whales fear me. Market makers avoid me.

Binance is probably watching my wallet right now. 😂

If I keep this pace, in 100 years I might afford a cup of tea. ☕🚀

Stay safe traders — greatness takes time.

$FLOKI $USDC $PEPE

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