🚨 CRYPTO MARKET UPDATE – DECEMBER 5, 2025
(straight talk, no bot vibes, just a human who lives this every day)
Bro… we just survived the bloodiest November in years.
$1 TRILLION wiped out, everyone calling for $60k BTC, alts down 50–80%, group chats silent.
And guess what? We’re still here. The weak hands are gone. The leverage is cooked. The market just took out the trash for us.
Right now:
Total market cap back to $3.2T and climbing
BTC holding $92.4k like a champ
ETH quietly turning on the Fusaka upgrade TODAY (L2 fees about to get obliterated)
XRP bleeding hardest at $2.10 but $666M poured into its ETFs anyway
SOL at $139 getting ready for Breakpoint next week
BNB chilling at $902 because Binance never dies
Institutions didn’t flinch.
BlackRock’s Larry Fink literally said sovereign wealth funds bought the entire dip.
Vanguard just flipped and now lets clients buy BTC/ETH/XRP ETFs.
Japan cut crypto tax to 20% flat tax TODAY.
Chainlink ETF went live three days ago.
Ripple got full Singapore license.
CFTC just green-lit spot crypto trading.
This isn’t “hopium.”
This is the quiet before the loudest quarter we’ve ever seen.
December has historically been the best month for Bitcoin (+9.7% average).
We’re five days in and the chart already looks like it wants to send.
If you’re still standing after November, congratulations — you just passed the final exam.
The next 30 days are for the people who didn’t sell their bags to pay rent.
Stack looks like this for me right now:
60% BTC (the only asset that matters in the end)
20% ETH + SOL (the two horses actually building)
10% XRP + BNB (payment rails + smartest exchange alive)
10% degenerate moonshots I’ll tell you about when we’re rich
Not financial advice.
The pain is over.🙂↕️
The party is loading
Either way GM frens ☀️🫡
Dexipher ⚡️ “reading the chaos between the candles”
🔹$BTC
🔹$ETH
🔹$BNB
