🚨 GOLD JUST GOT ROASTED IN DUBAI 😂
So Peter Schiff proudly holds up a shiny gold bar on stage.
CZ looks at him and casually asks:
“Bro, you sure that’s real?”
And Peter goes…
“Uhhh… I don’t know.”
EXCUSE ME??
You’re literally the Gold Guy™.
The crazy part 👇
To check if your gold is real…
you basically have to melt it.
Yes, you need to destroy your asset just to confirm it exists.
Amazing technology. Truly inspiring. 🔥✨
Meanwhile Bitcoin:
doesn’t melt, doesn’t fake, doesn’t need a lab
just uses math like a normal 21st century asset 😌
And oh…
apparently 5–10% of gold in the world is fake.
So congrats, maybe you’re holding tungsten.
Who knows?
Nobody.
Gold market cap: $29T
Built on “trust me bro.”
Bitcoin market cap: $1.8T
Built on “verify yourself.”
One is basically astrology for metals.
The other is an actual protocol that updates itself every 10 minutes.
Honestly that Dubai panel didn’t feel like a discussion.
It felt like we were all at gold’s funeral.
Someone should’ve passed tissues. 🪦💛
Gold walked so Bitcoin could run.
And now Bitcoin is sprinting. 🏃♂️💨
