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$PIPPIN AFTER HITTING 0.34832:” “Alright boys, fun’s over. Release the dump.”
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THE LONG BUTTON TEMPTATION Me staring at the chart: “It’s already up 70%… it can’t go higher… right?” $PIPPIN : explodes upward Me: “FINE. I’ll long.” I click the glowing green button. The price immediately: 0.34832 → 0.307 $PIPPIN keep shorting My liquidation bar: laughs in red 💀📉
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‘’THE MARKET KARMA MOMENT” Me: “$PIPPIN can’t possibly go lower.” $PIPPIN : hears me Chart: prints the biggest red candle of the day Me: “I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK—” 😭📉
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$PIPPIN : dumps all day and keep shorting Me: “Please just give me ONE green candle.” $PIPPIN : gives one tiny green candle Me: “Thanks.” $PIPPIN : continues dumping Me: “I hate it here.” 💀📉
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Every 5 minutes: $PIPPIN : -1% Me: “Okay that’s fine…” $PIPPIN : -2% Me: “Still okay…” $PIPPIN : -4% Me: “I think I’m learning life lessons I didn’t ask for.” 😭
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