😂 Me trying to manage my $420 crypto bag
(…that was $2,000 just last week) 💀💸
📉 Portfolio doing WWE moves without warning
📉 Market giving me hope then dropkicking it
🚑 Risk management? Bro, I’m just trying to survive. 😭🔥
💰 Me watching charts: “Come on baby… just one pump.”
💸 Market: “Here, take another dip.” 🥲💣
Holding like a legend, crying like a noob. 💎🤲😭🔥
