$BTC

1. You open the charts before your eyes. The alarm rings, and you already know: Bitcoin has "breathed" down by 7% overnight.

2. Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? No, there's only "buy the dip" and "sell the bounce". You eat not food, but candles: green ones are tasty, red ones are bitter.

3. You have stopped speaking in human words. Now your vocabulary consists of "long", "short", "liquidation", and "Mom, I will fix everything".

4. Your body works on timeframes: you don’t sleep, you "close the candle on 4H".

5. You have started to believe that candles understand your emotions. If you feel happy, the market crashes. If you despair, it shoots up.

6. You learn the news before the media, because you have 32 Telegram channels, of which 28 say "urgent, rocket!", and only one honestly says: "I don't know anything".

7. You phantasmagorically feel your phone vibrating, even though it is silent. But you still check the price. And again. And again.

8. You have a favorite mug, and it doesn’t have a name on it, but "HODL".

9. Your friends think you have disappeared, but you are just sitting in the charts and promising yourself: "I will leave when I make X10".

10. You have stopped watching movies — too long. But watching the price jump by 0.5% for 10 hours straight? Easy.

If at least three points describe you — congratulations.