💀 There’s a 99% chance Jerome Powell walks up to the mic today and says:
“Good afternoon.”
But that other 1%?
Yeah… that’s the scenario nobody wants. That’s the one where markets forget how to breathe.
Fun fact:
The last time Powell skipped his usual opening line…
📉 the Dow instantly dropped nearly 1,000 points.
No greeting — just chaos.
So the real question is:
If he breaks the script today, what kind of storm is coming? 😬