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No matter how wild $BTC dances — up, down, sideways like a confused crab —
the public companies’ treasuries just keep stacking sats like:
“Volatility? Never heard of her.” 😂
Every dip?
They treat it like a Black Friday sale.
Every pump?
They smile like they knew it all along. 😎
Bitcoin shakes…
Markets quake…
But those corporate bags?
Still growing like they’re on protein powder. 💪🟧
Satoshi would be proud. 🚀💼🔥$BTC
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