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Crypto info gypsies are a special breed of motivational gurus who appear whenever the market grows by at least one and a half percent. They emerge from the Telegram swamp with a battle cry: "Hurry up and join my private chat, there’s insider info at the level of Elon Musk!"

Every crypto nomad has mandatory attributes: an avatar with a golden Bitcoin, a screenshot of profit "+9000$ for the night" (cropped from the bottom, where the demo account is visible), and a wise phrase: "I was an ordinary loader, and now I live in Bali thanks to crypto." The Bali photo is usually downloaded from Google.

They know how to "analyze" the market: if it rises — "I warned you!", if it falls — "I lured the bears in." Their predictions are always accurate because they are made retroactively.

A special magic — paid signal channels. They predominantly contain messages like: "Rocket tomorrow at 15:00". The next day — silence, because the rocket turned out to be a firework on the neighbor's balcony.

Students of the info gypsies believe until the end: the main thing is to buy the course for 19900 rubles, and then the market will definitely go up. And if it doesn’t, then "you just didn’t tune into the vibrations of wealth."

Crypto info gypsies are a wonderful phenomenon: they know nothing but teach everyone.