PATRICIA B-M
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.....SUITE 💫💖🌹THOUGHTS OF THE DAY 🌹💖💫
Here is the 100% humorous, simple, sparkling, and totally accessible crypto glossary, even for someone who still thinks that “$BTC Bitcoin” is a brand of cookies 😂
Bear market
➡️ When prices drop so fast that even your morale needs a parachute.
Bull run
➡️ When everything goes up and you feel like an intergalactic finance genius… for 48 hours.
Airdrop
➡️ When you get free cryptos.
Yes, FREE.
It’s the only time the universe says to you: “Here, a gift, go buy yourself a chocolate croissant.”
Rug pull
➡️ When a project disappears with the funds.
The crypto equivalent of “ghosting”… but with your money.
Blockchain
➡️ The big super-secure notebook where everything is written down.
Impossible to erase.
(Like your old tweets, unfortunately.)
Mining
➡️ When computers sweat on your behalf to create cryptos.
The only form of socially accepted technological slavery.
Block
➡️ A page in the blockchain notebook.
In real life: the chapter where you say to yourself “Why is this happening to me again?”
Diamond hands
➡️ Someone who never sells.
Even if everything collapses.
Even if everything burns.
Even if their mother says: “SELL, I TELL YOU!!!”
HODL
➡️ A stylish way to say “I’m holding.”
This word comes from a typo.
Proving that success is sometimes just about writing fast while being a bit stressed.
NFT
➡️ A unique digital thing.
Like you… but less complicated.
Blue chip
➡️ A serious, stable, mature crypto.
The opposite of your ex, then.
Volatility
➡️ When it goes up and down faster than a WhatsApp conversation with someone moody.
Liquidity
➡️ When you can sell easily.
If there isn’t any:
it’s like trying to sell an oyster to someone who doesn’t like the sea.
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
Here is the 100% humorous, simple, sparkling, and totally accessible crypto glossary, even for someone who still thinks that “$BTC Bitcoin” is a brand of cookies 😂
Bear market
➡️ When prices drop so fast that even your morale needs a parachute.
Bull run
➡️ When everything goes up and you feel like an intergalactic finance genius… for 48 hours.
Airdrop
➡️ When you get free cryptos.
Yes, FREE.
It’s the only time the universe says to you: “Here, a gift, go buy yourself a chocolate croissant.”
Rug pull
➡️ When a project disappears with the funds.
The crypto equivalent of “ghosting”… but with your money.
Blockchain
➡️ The big super-secure notebook where everything is written down.
Impossible to erase.
(Like your old tweets, unfortunately.)
Mining
➡️ When computers sweat on your behalf to create cryptos.
The only form of socially accepted technological slavery.
Block
➡️ A page in the blockchain notebook.
In real life: the chapter where you say to yourself “Why is this happening to me again?”
Diamond hands
➡️ Someone who never sells.
Even if everything collapses.
Even if everything burns.
Even if their mother says: “SELL, I TELL YOU!!!”
HODL
➡️ A stylish way to say “I’m holding.”
This word comes from a typo.
Proving that success is sometimes just about writing fast while being a bit stressed.
NFT
➡️ A unique digital thing.
Like you… but less complicated.
Blue chip
➡️ A serious, stable, mature crypto.
The opposite of your ex, then.
Volatility
➡️ When it goes up and down faster than a WhatsApp conversation with someone moody.
Liquidity
➡️ When you can sell easily.
If there isn’t any:
it’s like trying to sell an oyster to someone who doesn’t like the sea.
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
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