Welcome to the Blockchain Club, where the rules are simple… but ignoring them could cost you your whole coins! 😅💸
And just like in Fight Club, here we also have sacred rules — only with a lot more crypto, memes, and digital security. 😎🔐
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🥇 First Rule of the Blockchain Club:
🔑 “Not your keys, not your coins!”
If your crypto is stuck on an exchange… 👀
Dude… you are trusting your money in someone else's hands.
And in the crypto world, trust is like a politician's promise: it only works until it breaks. 😂
👉 Use your own wallet, take care of your keys, and be the master of your own destiny!
Self-custody is life! 🔥💼
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🥈 Second Rule of the Blockchain Club:
🔑 “They are not your keys… THEY ARE NOT YOUR COINS!”
Yes… we repeat the rule.
Because if you don’t understand this… the market will make you understand the hard way. 😭💀
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💥 The Spirit of the Blockchain Club
Here we:
💰 Protects the assets
🔐 Guard the keys as if they were the One Piece
⚡ Don’t fall for cheap FUD
🚀 And always seeks financial freedom
And of course… always with that laser focus 🔥👀 just like the OG Bitcoin crew!
🧠 Why Does This Matter So Much?
Because when you control your private keys, no one can freeze, block, lock, or “investigate” your funds.
You are in total control — and that is the true magic of Bitcoin and blockchain. ✨🔗
🎉 Welcome to the Blockchain Club, where financial freedom is the daily struggle!
And remember:
👉 The first and second rules are the same… because they are REALLY IMPORTANT! 🤣🔥 $BTC
