🇺🇸 BREAKING: BLACKROCK JUST SWIPED A CARD TO BUY $75.7 MILLION IN BITCOIN!!!

The market froze for 0.5 seconds… then bounced back as if slapped awake.

BTC after hearing the news was like:

"Oh hey? Of course it's going up!" 🚀🔥

Every time BlackRock buys, it's like:

Retail traders barely blink before they see the price running out of reach.

Anyone shorting is probably now praying in silence… 😭🙏

And the effect spreads to the meme zone:

$ZEC – $SOMI – $JELLYJELLY

All signaling like:

"Hey big brother just bought BTC, if we don't pump now, when will we?"

The meme chart looks as green as a banana leaf,

trading leaves a guilty feeling but still high 😆🔥