🚨 TESLA JUST CHANGED EVERYTHING.

The car is no longer the product — the chip is.

AI5 is here. Not an upgrade. An extinction event.

Tesla just deleted the GPU. Deleted the Image Signal Processor.

What remains? A raw photon-to-inference engine. No images. Just light.

📊 The Specs (Read Twice):

• 40x faster at bottlenecks

• 8x more compute

• 9x memory

• 144GB onboard

• 250W power

• SoftMax went from 40 steps to 1 native execution

This isn’t progress. This is Tesla flipping the board.

And Samsung just bet $16.5B on AI6 — made in Texas and Arizona.

Tesla is locking in chip independence, while Nvidia sells to everyone.

Here’s the hidden trap:

Cybercab launches in 2026 on AI4. AI5 hits in 2027.

If Tesla nails autonomy on AI4 — AI5 becomes a hyperdrive.

If they don’t — AI5 is the rescue plan.

But the real shock?

100 million Teslas, each with 1kW inference. Parked, plugged in — forming the largest supercomputer ever created.

Tesla isn’t making cars anymore.

It’s building a global neural network with wheels.

Silicon-defined existence has begun.

Watch Q1 2026. The future depends on it.