I woke up, opened the app, and $SOMI was already doing parkour on my screen—50x long like I was auditioning for “Fast & Furious: Liquidation Drift.”

Now it’s screaming +1,588% and I’m sitting there bargaining with the universe: “Okay okay… I’ll take profit after one more candle,” while greed is whispering “bro you’re basically the CEO of timing.” 😵‍💫📈

SOMIUSDT

Perp

0.2651

+9.81%