Most meme coin Telegrams are either dead silent or full of Indian bots shouting “ser to da moon.” KITE’s group (42 k members) is something else entirely.
No @everyone pings. No “wen marketing?” spam every five minutes. No mods begging for tips. Just 200-300 people online at any time having actual conversations about tokenomics, building dumb memes, and roasting each other like it’s 2017 again.
Yesterday someone posted a 12-page deep-dive PDF on why KITE’s holder retention curve looks exactly like early SHIB before it went parabolic. Within an hour three different anons turned it into memes and the dev himself replied with a single kite emoji. No “great work team!” corporate bullshit. Just vibes.
The craziest part? There are zero paid moderators. The top 20 most active chatters are all holders with 0.3–0.9 % of supply who’ve been there since week one. They ban bots faster than most projects ban critics.
Then this morning someone leaked a 12-second video of the upcoming KiteBoard dashboard. It’s stupidly clean — think Dune Analytics but designed by a degen who grew up on 9GAG. Real-time “Degen Score,” live airdrop counter, and a button that literally says “Send it” that blasts a kite GIF into the group every time someone buys.
The video got deleted after 20 minutes, but not before 800 people screenshotted it. Dev still hasn’t said a word.
I’ve been in over 300 meme coin groups in my life. This is the first one that genuinely feels like a cult — but the good kind, the kind that wins.
Still early. Still cheap. And somehow still boring to 99 % of Twitter.
That won’t last long.
