💔 If $LUNC Doesn’t Hit $1… My Marriage Might Not Either 😭😂

Guys… I’m officially in a crisis.

I told my wife:

“If $LUNC doesn’t go to $1… I’m getting divorced.”

Now she’s praying harder for LUNC than for me.

Every night she says:

“Dear God, please pump LUNC.

My husband is questionable… but the chart still has hope.” 🙏📈

At this point, I don’t know whether to: • Laugh

• Cry

• Or buy more LUNC and stake my future

Devs… validators… whales…

Please… save my marriage 😭🔥

If LUNC hits $1 — I’ll kiss my wife 💋

If it doesn’t — she might kiss the lawyer instead 💀😂

$LUNC 🚀