Breaking: President Trump has successfully mediated a ceasefire between Thailand and Cambodia.

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"They have agreed to effectively cease all shooting from this evening, and we will return to the original peace agreement made with the great Prime Minister of Malaysia, Anwar Ibrahim. The roadside bomb that originally killed and injured several Thai soldiers was an accident, but Thailand still responded very strongly."

"Both countries are ready for peace and will continue trade with the United States. It is an honor for me to work with Anotein and Hun to resolve this issue which could otherwise escalate into a major war between two otherwise wonderful and prosperous countries! I would also like to thank Malaysia's Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim for his assistance in this important matter."