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Once upon a time, there was a guy named Iris — and that name made him the target of ridicule. Neighbors threw jelly at him, cats whistled the tune "Iris, Iris," and classmates tossed wrappers at him. Iris endured, but patience is a delicate thing.

One day he found an old computer in the attic, on which there was a sticker that read "Secrets of the Universe Inside." Iris unleashed his imagination and genius, brewing a coin called Irys, the algorithm of which was more cunning than all the bullies combined. Every mention of the name "Iris" on social media reduced the capital of the mockers, and every laugh turned into his personal gold.

He created intrigue: he threw mysterious NFTs with portraits of the bullies as vegetables onto the internet, launched auctions where the bid was their reputation, and the crypto wallets were under Iris's control. A week later, his tormentors were rejoicing, until they discovered that the Irys coin had devoured their savings, and in the online world, only the legend of the treacherous Iris with a crown of jelly remained.

Iris sat on a throne made of hacker scripts and laughed: "Learn, guys, he who laughs last — is the billionaire."

Moral: Even a ridiculous joke can turn bullies into bankrupts — be careful with amusements and unfamiliar coins.