🎄 Santa's Portfolio Audit Just Dropped! 🎅
Headline: URGENT: Santa's "Naughty or Nice" List is Actually a $BTC & $ETH Wallet Ranking! 📜
I finally decoded it! The "nice list" is just people who DCA. The "naughty list" is anyone who panic-sold in November. My portfolio is looking... coal-ish. 🖤
Quick, what's the most "naughty" trade you made this year? 😬
