🧠 I've Reached the Final Stage of Crypto Enlightenment

Headline: BREAKING: I've Stopped Checking Charts. I Now Just Stare at My $SOL  Seed Phrase and "Vibe." 🧘‍♂️🔮
Technical analysis is for beginners. Fundamental analysis is for intermediates. I've transcended to astral projection-based price prediction. My $SOL is up 500% in the spiritual realm.
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