12:00 AM: “New year, new portfolio!” 🚀📈
12:01 AM: Same coins. Same chart. Same pain. 😐📉
Welcome to crypto—where hopes pump at midnight and reality dumps one minute later.
HODL strong. Happy New Year, degens. 🥂🪙
12:01 AM: Same coins. Same chart. Same pain. 😐📉
Welcome to crypto—where hopes pump at midnight and reality dumps one minute later.
HODL strong. Happy New Year, degens. 🥂🪙