🔥🔥The Federal Reserve cut interest rates by 25 basis points, and everyone thought Bitcoin was going to take off,
But the market only gave a response:
Powell: I cut interest rates~
Bitcoin: Thank you, feeling the love (spiked by $5000)
Powell: But it might only be cut once next year, don’t get too excited
Bitcoin: ??? Is this what you call a rate cut? This is called hawkish cat play! (suddenly fell back by $4000)
Crypto group chat:
- Old investor: Rate cut is good news, all in!
- Five minutes later: This is called good news? This is called bad news dressed in good news!
- Spot traders: I’m as steady as an old dog
- Contract traders: I have nothing left
- Miners: The shutdown price has dropped again, brothers, pop the champagne!
- Air coin project parties: End of the rate cut cycle? No, it's the beginning of our narrative!
The harshest summary of the mood across the internet:
“The Federal Reserve cuts rates by 25bp, Bitcoin fluctuates by $2500—this wave is Powell cashing out at the ATM.”
The essence is: everyone expected a carnival, but the Federal Reserve gave a “coupon, come again next time.” The market neither cried nor fussed, directly oscillating through the weekend, the professionalism is astonishing. 😂
Little 'Milk' 🐶, 'p●u●p●p●i●e●s'




