We all talk about how many BTC coins we have, but the truth lies in how many different cryptos you carry in your portfolio.
Today I reveal the secret ranking that shows who you really are as a trader
Get ready to laugh at yourself… or to feel like a legend.
The Crypto Personalities Ranking (according to your number of different cryptos)
The Nostalgic Purist (only 1 crypto: BTC) 🧓💎
Bitcoin is religion. Altcoins are noise. You sleep soundly even when the market is on fire. Your motto: "Satoshi said it all."The Classic Conservative (2 cryptos: BTC + ETH) 🏦
Only the kings. No experiments. Your portfolio looks like that of a crypto boomer who has already won and just holds.The Balanced Prudent (3-4 cryptos: BTC, ETH + 1-2 large ones like SOL or BNB) ⚖️
You have security and a touch of diversification. You don't risk everything, but you also don't lag behind.The Gem Seeker (5-8 cryptos: a mix of large and medium) 🔍✨
You read whitepapers, follow projects, and believe the next 100x is out there. Dreamer with a plan.The Diverse Degenerate (9-15 cryptos: a mix of serious, DeFi, and some memes) 🎰
You have everything: AI, gaming, RWA, and a meme “just in case”. Volatility is your morning coffee.The Meme Hunter (more than 15 cryptos, mostly memes or low caps) 🐶🚀
You live for pump & dump. Your portfolio looks like a casino, but when you hit… urban legend!The Alternative Maximalist (many cryptos, but no BTC) 😤
“Bitcoin is from the past.” You are in the future with SOL, XRP, or whatever. Maximum risk, total conviction.The Controlled Chaos (more than 20 different cryptos) 🌪️
Your portfolio is a zoo. You have everything and trust that “something will explode”. You either become a millionaire… or end up with 20 bagholders.
Comment your number of different cryptos (no names if you don't want to) and what level you are. Together we see who dominates Square and who needs to diversify (or simplify)!
And now what?
Your level today doesn't matter —the ranking changes over time and with consistency.
The important thing is that your portfolio reflects who you are and what you tolerate.
Share your level and help us laugh together 😏
