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MicroStrategy Buys More BTC: Michael #Saylor's MicroStrategy added 10,645 BTC for ~$980 million (average price ~$92,098). The company now holds 671,268 BTC worth over $50 billion (average cost $74,972/BTC), reinforcing its position as the largest corporate Bitcoin holder.$BTC
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Husband and wife about crypto trading: 😍 **Wife:** Honey, why are you staring at your phone like it just insulted your mom? **Husband:** Baby, Bitcoin just dumped 5% in 10 minutes! My portfolio is bleeding red! **Wife:** Oh no! How much did we lose? **Husband:** About $3,000... but don't worry, it's only paper losses! **Wife:** Paper losses? Last week when it pumped you were screaming "We're rich! Lamborghini by Christmas!" Now it's suddenly "paper"? **Husband:** Exactly! When it goes up, it's real money. When it goes down, it's just temporary. Crypto logic. **Wife:** So if I buy a new handbag and hide the bill, it's just "paper spending"? **Husband:** Totally different! Handbags don't 10x! **Wife:** Neither does your altcoin portfolio. Remember that "100x gem" you bought? It's now a 100x zoom needed to see it on the chart. **Husband:** That was a long-term hold! Diamond hands! **Wife:** Your hands are diamonds, alright... because they're costing us a fortune. Next time you say "just one more trade," I'm changing the Wi-Fi password to "SellNowOrDivorce". **Husband:** Babe, relax. This is the dip before the rip! Trust me. **Wife:** I trusted you when you said Dogecoin was "the future of money." Now our future is instant noodles. **Husband:** To the moon, sweetie... eventually. **Wife:** Yeah, and we'll be eating moon cheese until then. Hope that cracked you up! 🤣🚀$BTC
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Here's a funny short dialogue about stock trading: **Beginner Trader:** Bro, I just bought this hot stock tip from a Reddit group. It's gonna moon! I'm putting my entire savings in it. **Experienced Trader:** Oh yeah? What's the company? **Beginner Trader:** Some meme coin... I mean, stock. Called "PumpItUp Inc." **Experienced Trader:** Dude, every time someone buys thinking they're a genius, someone else is selling thinking the same thing. Both can't be right. **Beginner Trader:** Nah, this time it's different! Analysts say it's undervalued. **Experienced Trader:** Analysts? If they were so smart, they'd be trading, not giving tips. How'd you sleep last night with the market crashing? **Beginner Trader:** Like a baby – woke up every hour crying as my portfolio tanked! **Experienced Trader:** Welcome to trading, kid. Bulls make money, bears make money... pigs get slaughtered. Hope that gave you a laugh! 😄
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