Earlier, retirement was after 65 — sanatorium, tablets, and buckwheat on sale 🧓🥣

Now retirement is crypto, and it starts today 🚀

Yesterday you were an "investor", today a "long-term holder", and tomorrow you explain to your family that selling is a sin 🙏📉

$ICNT

The pension fund promised stability, crypto at least is honest: either a Lamborghini 🏎️ or spiritual growth 🧘‍♂️

$H

The funniest thing is — many are already retired, they just continue to work… forever 😌💼

$AVAAI .