The cheat code just dropped, and Wall Street is scrambling to catch up.

Remember those 'noobs' who said digital gold wasn't real?

They just unlocked Level 2: Institutional Adoption. We’re watching the high-score table change in real-time.

This isn't just a rally; it’s the final boss level of the global finance game, and the maxis are holding the joystick.

Are you stacking sats or still waiting for the tutorial? We know the endgame. 🎮💰