Stock market goes up +2% and investors start planning retirement, buying suits, and calling their bank manager like “sir ab main set ho gaya hoon.”
Meanwhile in crypto… +70% and the trader is still sitting there like 🤔 “Nah… not enough.”
Crypto traders don’t take profit, they take emotional damage.
They see green candles and think: “Bas thora aur… sirf thora sa.”
Portfolio flying 🚀, brain still screaming HODL!
Next candle drops 30% and suddenly the same trader becomes a long-term investor 🧘♂️.
Stock traders celebrate weekends.
Crypto traders fear weekends.
Crypto logic:
+70% = HOLD
+100% = HOLD
-40% = WHY MARKET WHY 😭
If patience was money, crypto traders would still wait for one more candle. 📉📈
Welcome to crypto — where profits are optional, but regret is guaranteed 😎💀