💍💖 Everyone else is busy living their rom-com life.

📸✨ Engagements, cute photos, holding hands, soft music in the background, and captions like “forever starts today”.

😌🌹 Meanwhile… me?

I’m in a toxic relationship with a candlestick chart that changes mood every 5 minutes. Others are planning weddings, I’m planning entries. They’re counting memories, I’m counting pips. Their biggest worry is “what to wear”, my biggest worry is “why did I not take profit?”. Flowers vs liquidation alerts. Love letters vs stop-loss hunts. They say relationships need patience — bro, try holding a losing trade at 3 a.m. with zero sleep. In the end, everyone finds love… some with humans, some with the market. And yes, the market always wins $BNB