Crypto in ๐๐
Everyone on Twitter:
๐ โFREE AIRDROP ๐ ZERO RISK ๐ธโ
Reality when you actually try it:
๐ Buy at $0.1/token
๐ $100 gas fee
๐ $500 slippage
๐ Wallet balance: RIP ๐
This is not an airdrop,
this is a donation to the blockchain gods ๐๐ญ
Lesson of the day:
๐ง Smart money reads the fine print
๐ Dumb money clicks โClaim Nowโ
Welcome to crypto.
Where free is the most expensive word. ๐๐

DOGE
0.12451
+1.36%

PEPE
0.0โ
5
-1.76%

TON
1.515
0.00%