๐๐Today Crypto Market Update
Crypto today be like:
๐ข โIโm going to the moon!โ
๐ด โJust kidding, going back to Earth.โ
Bitcoin woke up, stretched a littleโฆ then went back to sleep ๐ด
Altcoins?
Some are pumping like they drank 5 cups of chai โ
Others are dumping like they saw the electricity bill โก๐ธ
Traders today:
๐ Morning: โHODL is easy
๐ฐ Afternoon: โWhy did I open the chart?โ
๐คก Evening: โTrust the processโ
Remember:
Green candle = happiness ๐
Red candle = character development ๐
No candle = peace of mind ๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ข Market Mood: Volatile but dramatic
๐ฏ Strategy: Donโt trade with emotions, trade with brain (or just close the app ๐)
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