$RIVER
Back when $RIVER was splashing at $18, y’all called me delusional 🤡… now at $50 you’re calling me prophet 🙏. I whispered ‘Relax… $50 is loading’ while sipping tea ☕🚤, and the whales 🐋 + bears 🐻 just watched from the shore. Ignored at $18, worshipped at $50 — turns out it wasn’t copium, it was premium alpha. Next time, don’t scroll past the fisherman 🎣📈