😅 TRUMP @ DAVOS: “TURNING ON THE AI WITHOUT FEAR” – A SUMMARY FOR EASY DIGESTION
🌍 Common message:
“With no America, the world… is a bit hard to breathe.” 🇺🇸😎
🇪🇺 Europe
America has been carrying the team since World War 2
NATO promises to spend 2% of GDP but actually spends… just for fun
Saying to boycott Russia, yet still buying energy
🇩🇰 Denmark & Greenland
World War 2 was resolved faster than a margin call
America once defended Greenland and then… returned it
Looking back: “Why were we so good?” 🤨
🇨🇭 Switzerland
Wealth is thanks to America
Leaders making Trump uncomfortable → immediately taxed
🇨🇦 Canada
Benefiting from America more than Starbucks free topping
“Next time you speak, remember to be grateful!” 😅
🇫🇷 France
Macron wearing sunglasses looks okay… but his speech isn’t great
Medicine is too cheap → Trump demands x2–x3 the price, or else taxes will rise
Initially denied, then… nodded 🤝
🤡 Light conclusion:
Trump kicks off 2026 with the style of “those who disagree will be taxed”, the market then hears… heartbeats stronger than BTC funding 😵💫
📌 This article is a compilation – satire – entertainment. It may be right, it may be wrong, but it is definitely not an official diplomatic document 😆
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