Every Day of a Trader

Trump: I might do something crazy

Crypto + Stocks: 📉

Trump: I might not do it

Crypto + Stocks: 📈

Trump: But if I do

Crypto + Stocks: 📉

Trump: Forget it, I was joking

Crypto + Stocks: 📈

Trump: Actually, I wasn't joking

Crypto + Stocks: 📉

Trump: Haha, I was just joking

Crypto + Stocks: 📈