We're not saying we panicked, but we definitely rage-quit our actual job to watch JPEGs fight for survival.

🕹️ Level 1: Surviving a 40% Dip. Level 2: Forgetting your seed phrase. Level 3: Getting that sweet, sweet ATH high score.

If your portfolio looks like the final boss battle on a broken cartridge, congratulations, you're playing the game right. P.S. Send more mana potions (and fiat). 😅