🔳 DONALD: “I need to whisper discreetly in your ear. I have a problem I need help with.”
🔳 ELON: “Hit me, big guy.”
🔳 DONALD: “I’m running out of distractions. People will start talking about the files again.”
🔳 ELON: “Why don’t you threaten Canada with 100% tariffs?”
🔳 DONALD: “Great idea! That will distract everyone for at least a week while I come up with something else.”
🔳 ELON: “I was just kidding. I’m high.”
🔳 DONALD: “I’m still gonna do it. I've got nothing else.”
