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《2026: When 'She' Gets Lost After the Cancun Upgrade》
Xiao Fang has been feeling a bit disoriented lately because she feels like she has fallen into the 'matryoshka' maze after the Cancun upgrade.
* Cancun Upgrade and L2 Matryoshka:
After the Cancun upgrade, various L2 (Layer 2 solutions) concept coins are everywhere. Xiao Fang believed a KOL who said, 'L2 is the future of Ethereum, the future of the future is L3, and the future within the future is L4,' so she fully invested in a coin claiming to be an 'Ethereum L4 solution' $INFINITE-SCALER.
She thought she had grasped the pulse of the times, but within two days, the Ethereum Foundation published: 'L4? We haven't even figured out how to implement L3 yet.'
Xiao Fang: ???
* The Meme Coin Craze of Solana:
Just as Xiao Fang was lamenting the collapse of her L4 faith, various 'cat, dog, mouse, duck' meme coins on the Solana chain were skyrocketing. She saw a coin called $PENGUIN that skyrocketed a thousand times in three days, while the Solana ecological project she had previously bought, which claimed to have technology and community, plummeted like an egg.
She gritted her teeth and sold her 'penguin' coin, but just after buying in, the penguin started to 'free fall', while the 'tech coin' she sold skyrocketed after announcing a partnership with a major company.
Xiao Fang sighed deeply: 'I really deserve this, why do I always clash with animal coins?'
* The 'Bubble' of Web3 Recruitment:
Xiao Fang decided to temporarily distance herself from the K-line and look for a Web3 job. She interviewed for an operations position at a so-called 'metaverse social platform.' The interviewer asked her: 'What is your vision for Web3?'
Xiao Fang passionately replied: 'I hope that in the metaverse, everyone can find their digital identity and achieve true decentralized socialization!'
The interviewer nodded and then added: 'Okay, but our platform's main users are children under 12, and the main function is to let them throw poop emoji at each other in the metaverse. Do you think you can handle that?'
Xiao Fang: …
Xiao Fang returned home, looking at the screen full of green and the penguin coin trapped on her phone. She silently opened the job search website and began searching for jobs in the 'traditional industry.'
Xiao Fang threw her phone onto the sofa, wanting to cry without tears: 'This coin circle is truly more unfathomable than my love life!'
Xiao Fang has been feeling a bit disoriented lately because she feels like she has fallen into the 'matryoshka' maze after the Cancun upgrade.
* Cancun Upgrade and L2 Matryoshka:
After the Cancun upgrade, various L2 (Layer 2 solutions) concept coins are everywhere. Xiao Fang believed a KOL who said, 'L2 is the future of Ethereum, the future of the future is L3, and the future within the future is L4,' so she fully invested in a coin claiming to be an 'Ethereum L4 solution' $INFINITE-SCALER.
She thought she had grasped the pulse of the times, but within two days, the Ethereum Foundation published: 'L4? We haven't even figured out how to implement L3 yet.'
Xiao Fang: ???
* The Meme Coin Craze of Solana:
Just as Xiao Fang was lamenting the collapse of her L4 faith, various 'cat, dog, mouse, duck' meme coins on the Solana chain were skyrocketing. She saw a coin called $PENGUIN that skyrocketed a thousand times in three days, while the Solana ecological project she had previously bought, which claimed to have technology and community, plummeted like an egg.
She gritted her teeth and sold her 'penguin' coin, but just after buying in, the penguin started to 'free fall', while the 'tech coin' she sold skyrocketed after announcing a partnership with a major company.
Xiao Fang sighed deeply: 'I really deserve this, why do I always clash with animal coins?'
* The 'Bubble' of Web3 Recruitment:
Xiao Fang decided to temporarily distance herself from the K-line and look for a Web3 job. She interviewed for an operations position at a so-called 'metaverse social platform.' The interviewer asked her: 'What is your vision for Web3?'
Xiao Fang passionately replied: 'I hope that in the metaverse, everyone can find their digital identity and achieve true decentralized socialization!'
The interviewer nodded and then added: 'Okay, but our platform's main users are children under 12, and the main function is to let them throw poop emoji at each other in the metaverse. Do you think you can handle that?'
Xiao Fang: …
Xiao Fang returned home, looking at the screen full of green and the penguin coin trapped on her phone. She silently opened the job search website and began searching for jobs in the 'traditional industry.'
Xiao Fang threw her phone onto the sofa, wanting to cry without tears: 'This coin circle is truly more unfathomable than my love life!'
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