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paodun
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Xiaofang, as a senior "female leek" in the cryptocurrency circle, recently feels like she has become a joke.
* The day the ETF passed:
Xiaofang sat in front of her computer early, ready to welcome the arrival of the "institutional bull." As a result, Bitcoin only rose symbolically by 1%, and then plummeted. She threw her phone on the bed, thinking, "Is this a good news realization? This is simply the realization of my tears!" As a result, a KOL in the group posted a photo of himself with a luxury car, captioned: "Retail investors are the fuel of the bull market, thank you for contributing to my new car."
* DePIN hype season:
Recently, the DePIN concept has been extremely popular, claiming to "reshape the physical world with blockchain." Xiaofang believed a KOL who said, "Everything is interconnected, the future is promising," and bought an AirMiner device that claimed to be able to "mine air."
She placed the device in her home, hoping it would mine gold. As a result, aside from making a buzzing sound every day and raising her electricity bill by 200%, it didn't mine a single cent.
Furious, she confronted the KOL, who replied, "Dear, we are mining 'the future,' not cash. You need to have faith!" Xiaofang looked at the electricity bill and felt her faith was a bit overdrawn.
* The cycle of missing out and chasing highs:
Bitcoin fluctuated repeatedly below $90,000, and Xiaofang felt it would drop every time, liquidating and watching. Just after she sold, Bitcoin shot up rapidly. She gritted her teeth and chased the high, and Bitcoin started to waterfall again.
A friend asked her, "Xiaofang, why are you getting poorer in this bull market?"
Xiaofang sighed, "Maybe it's because I buy at the peak and sell at the bottom. I feel like I'm not trading cryptocurrencies; I'm doing charity for the crypto market."
Conclusion:
That day, Xiaofang sat in front of the computer, looking at the screen filled with red K-lines, her heart already calm. She silently opened a certain treasure site and ordered a "anti-missing-out artifact"—a smart bracelet that can automatically alarm.
The bracelet emitted a sweet female voice: "Master, I detect that you intend to liquidate again. According to historical data, this is often a precursor to the bull market starting. I suggest you immediately take the opposite action and maintain a pleasant mood."
After hearing this, Xiaofang silently threw the bracelet into the trash can: "My emotions follow the K-lines; how can you make me feel pleasant?"
* The day the ETF passed:
Xiaofang sat in front of her computer early, ready to welcome the arrival of the "institutional bull." As a result, Bitcoin only rose symbolically by 1%, and then plummeted. She threw her phone on the bed, thinking, "Is this a good news realization? This is simply the realization of my tears!" As a result, a KOL in the group posted a photo of himself with a luxury car, captioned: "Retail investors are the fuel of the bull market, thank you for contributing to my new car."
* DePIN hype season:
Recently, the DePIN concept has been extremely popular, claiming to "reshape the physical world with blockchain." Xiaofang believed a KOL who said, "Everything is interconnected, the future is promising," and bought an AirMiner device that claimed to be able to "mine air."
She placed the device in her home, hoping it would mine gold. As a result, aside from making a buzzing sound every day and raising her electricity bill by 200%, it didn't mine a single cent.
Furious, she confronted the KOL, who replied, "Dear, we are mining 'the future,' not cash. You need to have faith!" Xiaofang looked at the electricity bill and felt her faith was a bit overdrawn.
* The cycle of missing out and chasing highs:
Bitcoin fluctuated repeatedly below $90,000, and Xiaofang felt it would drop every time, liquidating and watching. Just after she sold, Bitcoin shot up rapidly. She gritted her teeth and chased the high, and Bitcoin started to waterfall again.
A friend asked her, "Xiaofang, why are you getting poorer in this bull market?"
Xiaofang sighed, "Maybe it's because I buy at the peak and sell at the bottom. I feel like I'm not trading cryptocurrencies; I'm doing charity for the crypto market."
Conclusion:
That day, Xiaofang sat in front of the computer, looking at the screen filled with red K-lines, her heart already calm. She silently opened a certain treasure site and ordered a "anti-missing-out artifact"—a smart bracelet that can automatically alarm.
The bracelet emitted a sweet female voice: "Master, I detect that you intend to liquidate again. According to historical data, this is often a precursor to the bull market starting. I suggest you immediately take the opposite action and maintain a pleasant mood."
After hearing this, Xiaofang silently threw the bracelet into the trash can: "My emotions follow the K-lines; how can you make me feel pleasant?"
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