😂😂 No, it's not a price target… this is a binding emotional vow 🤡

Look, I can't predict the market (or the return of the ex as if it's a side quest 👀), but what I can say is:

Crypto loves chaos

2026 is still very far by internet standards

And the universe has a sick sense of humor when you make public commitments like this 😭

If it reaches $1 → Congratulations, you became rich and free 📈

If it doesn't reach → Well… start practicing in front of the mirror on the phrase

"Both of us have changed and matured" 💀

Pro tip: Include a renegotiation clause… even smart contracts have exits 😅

I encourage it to reach $1 just for your comfort and mental peace.