Everyone’s now a macro philosopher-explaining liquidity flows like monks deciphering divine revelation from Jerome Powell’s sighs.

Markets are now “returning to fundamentals,” which is crypto code for we ran out of memes, time to worship charts again. $BTC “maturity” now means fewer 5000% pumps and more CNBC approval nods.

The spectacle sells self-control as rebellion: DCA is the new HODL, discipline is the new dopamine hit, and everyone’s meditating on yield curves while praying their stablecoin doesn’t de-peg.

We’re told it’s a “new paradigm,” but it’s just the same casino-only this time the dealers wear macroeconomic robes.